Monday, May 19, 2008

The great Ninja Turtle race is on!



A friend of mine known as Ninja, or Turtle to some, is running in the Race for Life next month, so help out with the fund raising by clicking on the button below and giving what you can. All money raised goes to Cancer Research UK, so dig deep.



The Scottish Stoner...not smoking anything as it didn't really seem appropriate for this particular post!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Time bomb is ticking for public sector action


I paid some attention to the pay caps imposed on the public sector in my previous post titled “An open letter to Gordon Brown” about the imposition of pay caps on the public sector. Well Gordon, it looks like you weren’t paying attention at the time - perhaps the possible wave of industrial action over the next few months will force you to have a rethink on the whole idea.

Of course, the recent statement by Alistair Darling about setting 3 year pay deals, which has grabbed the headlines, doesn’t actually change anything since the pay cap was for the Comprehensive Spending Review period anyway. Real terms pay cuts are still real terms pay cuts whether you introduce them one year at a time or three years at a time. What it has done however is to focus the minds of people on the realities of what it means. Lets look at the situation for some of the key unions:

Unison

Workers in Health accepted their previous pay deal with a qualifying statement that they expected to make up lost ground in 2008. It’s now clear to them that this will not happen, which leads to the previously unimaginable situation of the NHS potentially going on strike.

Workers in Local Government not only rejected their 2007 offer, they actually voted in favour of taking Industrial action against it. It was only by an incredible act of betrayal of their membership by your loyal lieutenant Dave Prentis and the majority of his executive in refusing to take action that you were rescued in 2007. Do you feel that even he would attempt to hold back his membership for a further three years? Even if he tried, his membership would find a way of throwing him from office and you would likely be faced with your worst nightmare - a left led Unison. Talking of left led unions…

Public and Commercial Services

How would the PCS react to three year below inflationary rises? I think we already know the answer to that since a rise amounting to zero percent per year was imposed on the DWP. They are taking strike action against it. Whilst there may be over 200 separate pay negotiations in that union, a handful of the Departments make up the vast majority of the members. We already know from the national actions they have taken over cuts and privatisations that they will come out as a union. Whilst they can’t take national action over pay, several large departments taking separate action over pay will amount to much the same thing.

The teaching unions

The teaching unions are a mixed bunch, but the NUT has come out clearly against what is happening. Steve Sinnott may have spent 2007 fiddling whilst Rome burns with the many delays in going to ballot, but it may well have led to a situation where a ballot on the 2007 pay offer effectively becomes a statement of intent for following years. There goes any attempts to say that education is safe in your hands.

Other Unions & Associations

Unite have already said that they are opposed to the imposition of three year pay deals and, whilst not opposed in principle to 3 year pay deals, they are opposed when done in tandem with the imposed pay cap. The Police are up in arms about the refusal to award their independently agreed pay settlement in full, which will prove to be a difficult problem all round. We have already seen what the POA are capable of - will your cowardly restoration of the Conservative Party introduced strike ban (showing NuLab’s true colours) stop a repeat performance? Can you afford to take the risk is an important question as imprisoning their leaders after any strike would have no impact on the devastating effects the initial action would have had, especially if protracted. All of the TUC affiliated Unions with members in the Public Sector are now joined together in the Public Services Liaison Group and the PCS have already called for joint action. The First Division Association and Prospect, their fellow members of the Council of Civil Service Unions have spoken out against the suggestion of public sector pay being an inflationary driver, with a jointly commissioned report dis-proving that myth. Overall, the vast majority of the 4.5 million public sector workers are represented by Unions who are opposed to the squeeze on their pay, and joint action is looking like a very realistic possibility.

2008 could well turn out to be the year the Labour party is forced to make a decision - do you still have any real link to the wider labour movement? Your “it would be worse under the Tories” argument may not be enough to save you any longer. Action is required to back the statement up or the might of the labour movement may be about to re-awaken from it’s slumber and flex a few muscles. Can you afford to take that risk?

The Scottish Stoner

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Time to Nationalise the Northern Rock

The Northern Rock has had problems which we all know about - a run on the bank caused by a combination of a catastrophic drop in their share prices and their high risk (but potentially high yield) Business model, with 70% of their funds reliant on the money markets, which have taken a battering because of the US mis-selling in the sub prime sector which has seen 20% of borrowers default and a million lose their homes already, with expectations of many more to follow.

In Europe, the finance houses rushed to pump money in to stabilise the market, the Bank of England has followed suit as soon as it was able to with some £10 billion. The Government has been forced to underwrite in the region of £28 billion worth of savings in the Northern Rock. All of this is, of course, taxpayers money. Of course, if mass repossessions hit the UK as well, then it will involve taxpayers money to find housing for those families who have lost their homes.

Despite Northern Rock share prices falling by 75%, they are struggling to find a buyer as estimates are it will cost up to £20 billion to re-finance it. We saw the tactic of City analysts being wheeled out on the television telling people there was no need to panic and their money was safe with the Northern Rock. At exactly the same time, City analysts in the City itself were telling Northern Rock investors to bail out as their money was not safe, as demonstrated by the huge drop in share prices. They take us for idiots apparently!

The Financial Times has admitted that what the Government has done is to partly move down the road of nationalisation of the NR anyway, so why not go the full hog? Full nationalisation. If the banks insist on gambling with the economy through their risky strategies and expect to be bailed out by the taxpayer if it all goes wrong, then it should be made clear to them what the actual consequences would be - If their greed for profit puts the UK’s finances at risk of recession, then they will pay a heavy price, and Nationalising NR will send out a very strong message to that effect.

The capitalists will shuffle money all over the place in an effort to stem off this developing into a full blown crisis, but they can only shuffle money so far and it’s evident when we reach the stage of selling people mortgages at six times their income and lying on borrowers behalf about their income - as has been shown in the US - then it is clear they are desperately looking for short term solutions which will not be able to stop the credit crunch getting worse than it already is.

The role of any Government is to intervene in the best interests of the people who elect them, not to intervene to prop up share prices in financial institutions which have been making record profits over the last few years which have been used foolishly in as much as they appear not to have been used to stabilise their finances, as demonstrated by Barclays having to go cap in hand to the B of E despite the huge profits it has turned over in recent years. The global capital market is in turmoil and is starting to run out of places to turn. When it is shown that “the market” is not being effective, as increasingly looks to be the case here, it should not come down to the vast majority of people to foot the bill on behalf of the financiers who have stashed away ever increasing amounts of the worlds wealth for their own use. This is why we vote for elected representatives instead of letting the richest on society just get on with doing whatever they want - we vote for them to make sure our interests are represented.

It’s time for a bit of a demonstration that this democracy is actually effective in achieving that, and the Northern Rock seems as good a place to start as any.

The Scottish Stoner

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Cheap Politicking on the NHS

Having received quite substantial amounts of literature through the post from my local Lib Dem councillor in Sheffield around the time of the elections, which ended in a hung Council, I’ve received some more today, so they are obviously pushing with an eye on gaining control of the Council. The latest is a leaflet on local NHS Services and how good/bad people feel they are in Sheffield, with the suggestion that Labour (who are the main opponents in Sheffield to the Lib Dems) have let the City down.

Now don’t get me wrong. I feel it is good that local people are asked for their views on a whole range of subjects, but there is a much bigger picture. This appears to be a local initiative and, last time I checked, local councils had little or nothing to do with the running of Health Services, and certainly do not take over the role of the Strategic Health Authority or the Primary Care Trusts. They don’t have any say over how the budgets are spent locally, waiting times for local GP services, availability of NHS dentists, standards in the hospitals and even closures of local wards/hospitals, all of which form questions in the questionnaire I received.

Which means it is politicking. The closure being talked about is of a ward in the Local Children’s Hospital which faces the axe. This is familiar since the closure was stalled due to protests a year ago. Protests which the Lib Dems did not play a part in. neither did the Tories or Labour or Greens. It was the local Union rep who started organising a demonstration and only actually received help in doing this from the Socialist party, who have been involved in campaigns in several areas of Sheffield so are always able (and importantly, willing) to help out with these sort of things. After it was a success of course, the Lib Dems and the other high profile parties all turned out for a second subsequent demo - funny how they never start demonstrating until it looks to be gaining public support isn't it? However, that's a side issue.

What really struck me about the literature though was the complete and utter lack of reference to the Private Finance Initiative’s which have caused so many hospitals Nationally to close or cut back on Services following the £1 billion+ deficit just over a year ago. Caused by the stupidity of handing out contracts like this one in Coventry which even Physicians are holding up as the main problem in the NHS. Of course, the Lib Dems are the same as all the mainstream parties in supporting Private Finance, the new miracle cure to all that needs rebuilding - and quite probably the cause of bankruptcy for the UK future generations, or at least a long period of high taxation to pay for poor quality services in the vastly over priced 30 odd year long contracts which there is now no escape from.

Until people start listening to the so called extreme left voices calling for Public services to stay in the hands of the Public Sector, and start supporting crucial campaigns such as the Public Services not Private profit one, then expect to see the politicians continue their petty politicking and nothing done to solve the crisis rapidly expanding across all areas of local service provision, which no amount of discussion in Council chambers will make the slightest bit of difference to.

The Scottish Stoner

Monday, September 10, 2007

An open letter to Gordon Brown

Dear Gordon

Firstly, may I congratulate you on the double victory of moving into the leadership position of both your political party and the country without the need for anybody to actually vote for you, an achievement previously unheard of within the labour movement. You feel it is just reward after your dedication in your previous 10 year reign as Chancellor of the Exchequer. Apparently, many of your party members saw it somewhat differently, but then who cares - after all, they are only there to give the party their money and the last thing you want is them mucking things up by actually voting.

I notice that has been one of your first actions as leader - to try and stop them voting at party conference on those tricky little items that the party desperately wants to avoid being discussed. You are trying to take away their cheeky little trick of submitting last minute contemporary motions following recent embarrassments which mean Labour Party policy has to Re-Nationalise the railways, provide more direct investment to building new council housing, an immediate restoration of the link between pensions and earnings, against the creation of foundation hospitals and for a halt to the Private Finance Initiative until it was proven to be a better use of resources than straightforward public sector financing. As this has been largely led by the Trade Unions, you must think you can keep them onside to get them to accept this - we’ll look at that later - or perhaps you feel you can do without the funding they provide to the tune of tens of millions of pounds every year because your good friends in the boardrooms will provide it instead. Let’s hope so - I’m sure they’ll come through for you even without the hope (whether the rumours were true or not) that they had for a peerage in return.

As PM, there must be a lot of things you want to get on with doing for the country. I hope you find time to tackle them, and are able to help with a few issues I have over what you plan to do about some key areas I think need tackling. They are all issues which you haven’t seemed to find the time to address yet, so hopefully they’ll be helpful to you. You will probably recognise a few of them from your time in Treasury - many have been saying that you may not have agreed with them but they were foisted upon you by Tony Blair (boo,,,hiss…) so I’m sure you will be keen to show him up quite early in your reign by changing things now.

Let’s start on familiar territory. Money - should be straightforward enough after all those years keeping the company accounts for UK PLC. So how are we doing?

Well, on the face of it, quite well it would seem. After all, Britain's richest 1000 people have quadrupled their wealth under Labour, increasing their wealth by 20% in the past year alone. Company profits are at record levels and Executive bonuses are of previously unheard of generosity with thousands becoming millionaires overnight as a result. Britain has been increasing it’s total millionaires and billionaires for a number of years now. So all this must mean a lot of money is going into the coffers, as well as feeding down to workers at the lower end of the pay scales yes?

Well, actually no - no it isn’t! Corporation tax has been reduced from 33% to 28%. Btitain's 54 Billionaires paid £14.7 million in tax between them last year - that’s around 0.1% of their incomes! Compare that to the poorest 20% who pay an average of 38% in total if you include indirect taxation. FTSE100 directors now receive 98 times the wage of their workers average - only the US has a higher ratio - and the lowest estimates for the cost to taxation of the non-domiciled residents, otherwise known as those who are using Britain as the tax haven it has increasingly been seen as for the super rich, are over £5 billion per year. Whilst profits are at an all time high, it was recently announced that of the top 700 UK companies, 1/3 didn’t pay any corporation tax at all last year, with a further third paying less than £10 million.

In the meantime, 7.5 million people live in absolute poverty, with the number of children living in poverty increasing by 100,000 in the last year despite your pledges to end child poverty. There are more unemployed 16-18 year olds than before The New Deal was introduced, and more people now work as domestic workers than there were personal servants in Victorian times. The UK came bottom of the OECD survey of the best country to live in based on socio-economic factors, housing costs make up a higher proportion of earnings than ever before and 93% of workers cannot afford to buy properties in their home city. Interest rates have now increased 5 times recently which will start to hit hard now many fixed rate start-ups are ending, and repossessions are already increasing massively. Every 0.25% increase in interest costs £15 per month on a £100,000 mortgage, which is a hefty sum. People won’t be able to borrow their way out of trouble either, because your policy of keeping the economy afloat by encouraging consumer spending has meant that for the first time ever personal debt is now higher than the UK’s Gross Domestic Policy.

So how have you said you’ll deal with this? Well, the first thing you have done is to impose a 2% pay cap on all public sector workers. And not just for the year - it’s for the entire Comprehensive Spending Review period, which runs until 2011. You say this 2% is based on inflation - or at least don’t make much effort to make it clear it is based on your inflation TARGET. Actual inflation has been running at around 2.5% for the past couple of years.

Actually that’s another lie as it hasn’t. The whole inflation thing is actually a complete lie. What you have been doing is using the Consumer Price Index measurement of inflation. What most people don’t realise is that it doesn’t take into account several things, most importantly housing related costs. In fact, it was only introduced in 2003 to allow a comparison to be made with other European countries where housing makes up a smaller proportion of people’s income, to look at whether we should join the EURO. The real measure of inflation is meant to be the Retail Price Index, and that’s around 4.5%, although that’s under dispute and a lot of people are suffering much larger increased living costs. Let’s look at a few of them.

We already mentioned mortgages, but it’s worth adding that many offers are now based on seven times a persons salary, when a few years ago it was onlt 3 ½ times. Government targets for council tax increases were set at 5% last year, although many went above that figure. The targets were only introduced because the increases were coming in even higher above the inflation rate than that for several years, with the total paid more than trebling since it was introduced in 1993. I doubt those targets are much consolation to the pensioners who have went to prison over it for some reason. Average gas bills have risen by 94% in the past three years, with the average household paying £1000 per year to heat it. Electricity has also risen well above inflation since most of it comes from gas as well.

Looking at some other costs of staple items (not fancy electrical goods which have been included into the inflation “shopping basket” thanks to your encouragement for consumerism, since nobody can yet eat their I-pod) and we tea, coffee, bacon, eggs and bread have increased by 11.3%, 6.4%, 8.2%, 10.2% and 7% respectively, with fruit going up by 6.6% and veg by 7.7% - costly when people are trying to make sure they eat their five portions a day. Rail fares have increased by 4.7%, with you allowing companies to increase fares by between 1% and 2% above inflation over the next few years (what happened to the re-nationalisation by the way - we now pay three times more in subsidies than we did under British Rail, which has amounted to roughly the same as the rail companies have taken in profit over the same period?). The annual cost of running a car is now £5,500, and Bus fares have led to local campaigns in several major cities over the last three years, starting in my own home city of Sheffield where I was involved in setting it up following 4 price increases in a single year. UK childcare costs are also amongst the highest in Europe at around £144 per week for one child. Student fees have been introduced and are expected to treble, with student debt tripling to £3 billion in 10 years, meaning a debt expected to reach £30,000 for those leaving University.

Now you say the public sector pay caps are crucial in reducing inflationary pressures, but there is absolutely no evidence that suggests they are even linked. In fact, there are huge numbers of that are amongst those who suffer more as a result of inflation than most. In the Civil Service, which is traditionally one of the lowest paid areas of the public sector, over a quarter receive less than £16,000 per year, with well over half receiving less than the National average wage. Not really a way to cut inflation at all that, is it Gordon? Pushing those already near the poverty line below it won’t help inflation, and it certainly won’t help the people left in poverty.

Before you think I’m getting all gooey eyed about public sector workers, I really should point out that - as you have admitted - you expect the Private sector to follow suit. The Public sector is highly Unionised, but the Private sector isn’t so they are far more likely to get away with what the public sector might not let you do for them. That’s a test possibly still to come with the PCS having taken two days strike action in the past year, with more to come, the Postal workers in the CWU striking, and even the Prison Officers Association taking strike action for the first ever time, and unlawful action at that. Ballots are taking place in your traditional safer areas of nurses and local government workers as even your stooge in charge of UNISON, Dave Prentis, can get away with stopping his members take the action they want to for so long - the four consultative ballots in local government areas has been well and truly seen through and they are raring to go given the chance. Derek Simpson in Amicus can’t hold the troops back for any longer, and Tony Woodley can’t hold off his TGWU troops much longer, so their new super union Unite looks like doing just that shortly, and will be marching on your first Labour party conference as leader to tell you just that by way of a demonstration on the 23rd September.

Your lie about there not being money to pay for the pay rises takes a bit of a battering when compared to the unlimited funds that seem to have been made available for the Iraq and Afghanistan wars (£7.4 billion upto April 2007), the estimated £75 billion for a new, completely un-necessary Trident, and the speed with which the countries most profitable company - Barclays - was quickly bailed out with over a Billion pounds in short term loans when it needed them due to some alleged technical glitches.

If the TUC holds it’s nerve and passes the motion laid down by the PCS, you could be facing a general strike of public sector workers. If that happens, low paid private sector workers are likely to want a piece of the action. Despite your constant praise of the Minimum wage, many people have come to realise that employers increasingly see it as a maximum wage for those starting out at work, made even worse by the huge influx of unskilled migrant workers pushing pay down for many other workers by their acceptance of it.

You don’t have many friends left in the Trade Union movement, and that will be tested further when the Trade Union freedom bill hits Parliament - all it asks is the removal of the very worst anti-union legislation introduced by your new heroine Margaret Thatcher, and in fact doesn’t even give the Unions the same rights they had with the 1906 Trade disputes act. If that gets talked out by one of your caninet Ministers it will be most embarrassing. That’s worth noting actually - it can be talked out because it’s actually a Private members bill so not even introduced by the Government. It’s been left to the only real Trade Union man left in your Government to introduce it. The praiseworthy John McDonnell who you might remember from ensuring enough threats were made to stop Labour MP’s letting him give party members the chance to actually vote you in as leader. Not sure why you were so scared - he said himself he only wanted to ensure a public debate over Labour policies and didn’t ever expect to win. It must have been the debate bit that scared you, although I can understand why that might be since it would have revealed you no longer represent the labour movement.

Another challenge you face from the Unions will be over proper employment protections for Agency workers. Despite that being a manifesto commitment, that is the Bill that was talked out recently by your government, and at the same time prevented the Trade union Freedom Bill being heard the first time it was due. Police are now looking for the right to strike, action is desperately needed for a proper corporate manslaughter bill and the introduction of a legal maximum working temperature.

Possibly the biggest challenge to come out of the TUC will be if they really put the pressure on to stop the increasing privatisation of public services. In the past decade, Labour has been responsible for more privatisation that throughout the entire 18 years of Tory rule.

Costs are proving hard to come by, largely because of your cry of commercial confidentiality when we ask what you are doing with our (the taxpayers) money. One figure we do know about is the £5 billion per year paid to private medical firms to undertake the routine operations, which is upto 1/3 higher than they would cost in the NHS in total, never mind that the NHS total is calculated using the pre and after care costs which they still have to pay for, and that the figure is based on a fixed number of operations which they get paid even if they don’t actually perform them.

Some other figures are starting to slip out now about your beloved PFI, and they are grim reading. PFI of course is what you opposed in opposition but have embraced as pretty much the only form of capital expenditure allowed for most public infrastructure building now undertaken. In Coventry, what started out as a £34 million refurbishment of two hospitals became a £410 million project which has just cost the NHS trust £56 million for a years payments, which is set to increase at the RPI (which is good enough for your big business friends it seems) for the next 30 years. That’s just a single project. It pales into insignificance when compared to the £18 billion MOD privatisation of training services, or the £20 billion NHS IT system which is looking on the brink of collapse and, as the former head of it Richard Granger accidentally admitted, won’t achieve anything that can’t be done with either a phone, fax machine or e-mail - so hardly the ground breaking scheme we were told it would be. There are of course many, many more examples, but people can read the Private Eye to find a few of them and the fact that PFI now runs at well over £100 billion with more expected to come is worrying enough for me.

So I suppose an answer to some of that would be how you reward the Trade Unions for the funding they have provided over the past decade, which is in excess of £100 million.

The answer going by your new Government is no thanks at all. No Senior Trade Union figures are there at all. Now that normally wouldn’t be seen as a big problem, and would even be seen as unusual. Or it wouldn’t be if it wasn’t for the fact that you have been introducing opposition MP’s into your Cabinet, even going so far as to offer a post to Paddy Ashdown who was once the leader of the Liberal Democrats. You also recently gave a job as an adviser to one of the Tories largest financial backers, which rubs their faces in it a bit.

Not nearly as much as you’ve rubbed the Unions faces in it by elevating former Head of the CBI Digby Jones to the Cabinet with a peerage. The same Digby Jones who described Trade Unions as being “increasingly irrelevant”. And although he will answer to the Labour whip to take up his Cabinet position, last I heard he was refusing to actually join the Labour party.

I think that just about sums up the whole New Labour project perfectly. Rubbing dirt in the faces of the Trade Unions and workers who fund you and you were set up to represent, and so firmly in the pocket of Big Business that you have brought one of their best known leaders into your Cabinet.

And you say you are different from the other parties exactly how????????

Unless you provide a dramatic turnaround of all this very quickly, which I don’t really expect will happen, the next time you hear from me I’ll be doing the type of thing myself and others are in this video:



The Scottish Stoner

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Aaarrrrggghhhhh......US Global Imperialism!

We already all know about a certain reputation the United States has gained thanks to images like this one here with the Statue of Liberty.


Most people are under the impression - which turns out to be a false one as I found out today - that it's all about the oil and the corporate cosying together with certain well known companies who have links to certain very high profile members of the Administration.
I should just add here that if you don't know who I'm talking about here then either you are up way too late after your bedtime (go to bed - cartoons come on again in just a few hours after you finish your chocolate cereal) or you work in the Intelligence industry.

Turns out they have other plans. I was just having a stroll around Sheffield looking for a quiet place to stop and have a quiet smoke - the sort of smoke you couldn't have in public a long time before the most recent ban was introduced - and decided to find a quiet spot in Norfolk Heritage Park.

It would be fair to say I was caught a bit by surprise to find the local Yeomanry camped out there at the time - archery practice is normally the second Sunday of every month - and it looked like they had brought some friends and planned on staying around for a while!





This wasn't really anything that I would immediately worry too much about. Smoke enough and this sort of thing doesn't come as too much of a surprise and usually goes away after you splash a bit of water over yourself, so I just carried on down the side of the park and found a bit of peace and quiet to live up to my reputation, and all seemed well with the world again.

At least it did until I spotted the bloomin' well Cavalry thundering past me quicker than - well, in all honesty they were struggling to overtake an old dear who was out on her electric motability scooter to pick up some groceries, but you get what I mean. What on earth was in that joint, and what the heck had it done to my head?



Not only was I seeing horses galloping (OK - slowly trotting…) past me but all the bangs and explosions I was hearing were starting to get a bit on my nerves as well. Didn’t take long for me to find the rather worrying reason for the bangs in explosions in my head to become obvious. Simple enough explanation was that they were in fact real life bangs and explosions!

Here was the frankly bloomin’ well scary scene that confronted me round the corner when I followed the cavalry, having managed to somehow keep moving slowly enough to make sure I managed to stay behing them.










Yup - they only went and decided not only to get a bit of revenge on the UK - or more specifically Sheffield - for our own past little adventures overseas, but they also had to go and take the piss by having a rerun of their own bloody well Civil War as well.

By the way, if you still don’t believe me about the bangs and explosions then here are a couple of videos I happened to get of the battle scenes. Don’t worry about the fact there is some bloke speaking over it - it’s the US we’re talking about here and Fox viewers need to be told what is happening in detail - even when they are watching it for themselves - before they understand what is going on and can go out and tell the entire world that was exactly how it all happened…..



I had to stop filming when an artillery shell landed on me unfortunately, which left me scattered about the park in lots of little pieces for a while, but in the name of photo journalism I bravely managed to put myself together again and, by this time, it was pretty clear the Unionists were in charge, so I crept around their camp and managed to get some shots of how things were set up there.



















You’ll notice here that the French are trying to get back into their good books again - can’t trust them buggers as far as you can throw them!



That said, I do still hold out a bit of hope as fighting on so many fronts combined with a few too many Mickey D joints on that side of the pond seems to have had a small impact on the standard of physical shape they will set the recruitment bar at:




It also looks like they have *Ahem* “temporarily been unable to account for the wehreabouts” of so much equipment in other places that they’ve had to dig fairly deep in the back of the Armourey to find something to use until they find the decent stuff again!






Their camp doesn’t look like it has the best of hygiene conditions either. In fact, the whole thing looks a bit 1800’s to me!





The hygiene thing is a stroke of luck so rally the troops round and we should be able to take the park back soon enough once they get too weak to put up any sort of real fight up. And weaken they will. In a good old fashioned display of planning ahead, the mighty US have only gon and set up a massive old fashioned, unhygienic camp just a little bit away from the very well known Cholera monument.



We can just sit back and wait for the inevitable to happen.

Hope you’ve enjoyed my first ever blog. If you haven’t, well all I can say is that I was planning on getting round to doing one at some stage anyway so the only person who’s wasted any time on it is you for reading this far.

The Scottish Stoner